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Notes From (Around What's Left Of) The U.S. Underground

It, clearly, is not a crime to deny an election, and it, just as clearly, was a fraud for the Democrat Party to say it is. Shake it off. It's the NewAge. The way Hillary Clinton's supporters have adhered to her every conspiracy theory, since the '90s - facts be damned - has a very Stepford wives character to it, unseen in American politics, before. Somebody must tell them to jump off a cliff.

If it's true that Vivek Ramaswamy Is a Fraud—and Always Has Been, then, definitely, he's the man for our times. This is, after all, the Age of Unreason, almost two decades after the enemies of reason used mumbo-jumbo to conquer the world, so they need a scam artist to lead them. Many would've thought that was Donald Trump, but he swore (when he ran) that he would only use his powers for good, now. And that's no way to win friends in the NewAge.

KA-CHING: The NewAge is looking up as a new dating trend sees men asking for refunds when they don’t see a 'return on investment.' At this rate, we can start demanding to 'see the merchandise' before even getting involved in a transaction. TMR's redefining 'window shopping' as we know it.

The NewAge movement's cannibals now believe Donald Trump's face is on Stonehenge - AND, not only that, but his eyes move with them, wherever they go, even into their sex dreams,...hopefully.

And if you think that's weird: The anti-vax movement is now after your dog  

Even if you ain't got one.

 

As the black civil rights movement still tries to cash MLK's check from the government.

When it ain't got one, either.

Fucks News (Once You've Heard It You Can't Unhear It)

State of the Nation: Idiocracy. Maybe that's just my neck of the woods, but Idiocracy it is.

Our schools think the Gadsden flag has its "origins in slavery"? That means our schools aren't even very good, anymore. They've just completely checked out. Of being schools. What are they?

Sadly, Cocaine Mitch is also checking out, and we all know what comes next for him. The silencing of a brilliant strategic mind is a terrible thing to witness. Let him down easy, GOP: He's served his party, and his nation well. The tortoise won his race.

Joe Biden's checking out, too, but fuck him. Like Hillary, he's only served himself. Kick him on his way out the door. He's used to falling by now. Make him flail a little. We don't see enough flailing.

Vivek Ramaswamy and Andrea Mitchell started sparring in a testy interview, until I actually started liking the guy. I can see him as Trump's VP. Everybody thought it was Ron until they heard Ron. But what's a guy gonna do about his vocal cords? There ain't shit he can do about his vocal cords. So Ron is fucked every time he opens his mouth. And he won't shut-up.

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Which leaves Donald Trump, vowing to lock up his political enemies if he returns to White House, after they opened a can o' whoop ass on him. Which is only right: This is Banana Republic shit. And we, thanks to the Democrats, are now a Banana Republic. So lock 'em up. Every last one of 'em. And do it with a televised show trial. Because America deserves a televised show trial. Because everybody loves a televised show trial. Come on: It's got the word "show" right in the title. 

And that's got "Trump" written all over it.

 

The Dish Network

NewAge: Chicago news crew robbed at gunpoint while covering armed robbery 

   

  16 scams so dumb, Americans are still falling for them, because we so smaaaart

Eminem sends Vivek Ramaswamy a letter demanding he stop rapping his music 

4,000 Americans are hospitalized each year with a 'foreign object' lodged in their rectums

Vivek Ramaswamy: Missing The Forest For The Trees

"New Age is establishing itself as the ideology of global capitalism." - Slavoj Žižek (2001) 

   

 It's pretty amazing that, by 2023, presidential candidates haven't read the pertinent literature.