Fucks News (Once You've Heard It You Can't Unhear It)

State of the Nation: Idiocracy. Maybe that's just my neck of the woods, but Idiocracy it is.

Our schools think the Gadsden flag has its "origins in slavery"? That means our schools aren't even very good, anymore. They've just completely checked out. Of being schools. What are they?

Sadly, Cocaine Mitch is also checking out, and we all know what comes next for him. The silencing of a brilliant strategic mind is a terrible thing to witness. Let him down easy, GOP: He's served his party, and his nation well. The tortoise won his race.

Joe Biden's checking out, too, but fuck him. Like Hillary, he's only served himself. Kick him on his way out the door. He's used to falling by now. Make him flail a little. We don't see enough flailing.

Vivek Ramaswamy and Andrea Mitchell started sparring in a testy interview, until I actually started liking the guy. I can see him as Trump's VP. Everybody thought it was Ron until they heard Ron. But what's a guy gonna do about his vocal cords? There ain't shit he can do about his vocal cords. So Ron is fucked every time he opens his mouth. And he won't shut-up.

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Which leaves Donald Trump, vowing to lock up his political enemies if he returns to White House, after they opened a can o' whoop ass on him. Which is only right: This is Banana Republic shit. And we, thanks to the Democrats, are now a Banana Republic. So lock 'em up. Every last one of 'em. And do it with a televised show trial. Because America deserves a televised show trial. Because everybody loves a televised show trial. Come on: It's got the word "show" right in the title. 

And that's got "Trump" written all over it.

 

Trump Didn't "Adopt" The Republican Party - He HIGHJACKED It (Get It Right)

"The Senate vote to acquit former President Trump in his second impeachment trial vividly illustrated the fault line that runs through his adopted party,..." 

 Unlike Mitch McConnell (who, most definitely, knows when the party he runs is being used, or attacked) these so-called "journalists (and/or political "experts") do NOT understand what they're reporting on - when they look at the Republicans - at all. THAT'S a huge problem with a one-sided media: 

They stay too ignorant, of the other side, to be taken seriously.

 

Rand Paul & Mitch McConnell Abandon The Tea Party

"Sen. Paul says he’s focused on making GOP bigger, not taking Cruz’s approach"

“I think we are going to crush them everywhere,” Mr. McConnell, the Senate Republican leader, said in an interview, referring to the network of activist organizations working against him,...“I don’t think they are going to have a single nominee anywhere in the country.”

One Hand Washes The Other (Scrubbing W/ Irish Spring)

After watching this clip from last year again - with Rand Paul talking Mitch McConnell into following Ted Cruz over a cliff - are Paul's actions, now, really not understandable?

Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) is embarrassed to be supporting Mitch McConnell for re-election, and he can barely hide it.

In a radio interview posted to YouTube on Saturday, the conservative freshman was asked by an incredulous Glenn Beck why he's endorsing the Senate Republican leader.

After an awkward pause, Paul tried to change the subject.

The white guys are sticking together - because they're losing:

 Lord knows, they'll never go away because they're wrong,…

 

New Knockout Game: Attack Anyone Spiking The Tea

Good Ol' Mitch has stopped listening to Rand Paul's insane whispers:

“McConnell said the Tea Party was ‘nothing but a bunch of bullies,’” the source said. “And he said ‘you know how you deal with schoolyard bullies? You punch them in the nose and that’s what we’re going to do.’”

And that's The Republican Party I know and love,...

 

Showing A Willingness To Negotiate The Non-Negotiable

These people are truly dense:

“I know we don’t want to be here, but we’re going to win this, I think.”

And I think the odds are about the same as your dad (or you) being president,...

 

"He Won't Negotiate With Us" Is Ringing Pretty Hollow

My GOD, but I'm learning to love hypocrisy.

In fairness to Obama, few Republicans were willing to give him a chance. The remark that seemed to encapsulate the GOP's all-consuming hostility came from McConnell, who told National Journal in 2010: "The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president."

So - after you elect Mitt Romney in a landslide - then laugh over a black kid's dead body, come up with a few phony scandals, try to cripple Obama on foreign policy, and attempt to sink his singular objective in a mass political suicide, be sure to send Mitch McConnell up there to show how sincere your intentions are.

Or, you know, to discuss YOUR one-term prospects.

Come on, guys, you've been pretending this game is fair for decades - you own it now:

Get out of the way,...

 

Barack Obama And Liberalism: FAIL