INCENTIVES SAY WHAT WOMEN WANT:
RUN FROM UNREAL PEOPLE:
I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR:
KNOWING YOU'RE WRONG:
I'M BORED - I'M THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BORED:
NO JOKE:
'THE CRUEL SHOES' ARE BRANCHING OUT:
'HAWK TUAH' IS GROSS - RESPECT YOUR EDGERS:
COME ON - IT'S BIDEN FANS IN A CULT AFTER LAST NIGHT:
CLEARLY CHURCHES ARE EMPTY:
PUTTING THE 10 COMMANDMENTS IN THE CLASSROOM IS NOT FOR THE KIDS:
SOMETHING TELLS ME PUTTING THE 10 COMMANDMENTS IN THE CLASSROOM IS NOT THE ANSWER:
MOST BANDS DABBLE IN BUDDHISM, GET SERIOUS, BECOME SHALLOW:
CULT CAPITAL OF THE WORLD:
THOSE DAMNED SATANIC INDIANS:
GOD SURE NEEDS A LOT OF HELP FOR AN ALL-POWERFUL BEING:
HE KILLED A CHICKEN FOR THIS:
WWJP (WHAT WOULD JESUS PAY)?
THE RISE OF NEWAGE IS USHERING FASCISM BACK:
THE ETHICAL HYPOCRITE:
YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO THINK?
IS NOTHING SACRED?
PHIL SPECTOR DROPPED HIS GUN IN CHURCH:
K-POP IS BAD BUT NOT THAT BAD:
AND YOU DON'T STOP:
I SHIT YOU NOT:
WHAT RHYMES WITH 'OBESITY'?
'WELLNESS' IS A TOTAL FAIL:
TRADITIONAL AMERICAN MEDIA - THE INFORMATION NETWORK KNOWN TO LIE TO YOU:
AS ONE DOES:
PLACE CRITICAL THINKING JOKE HERE:
Woman, 25, is left in a wheelchair after nurse performs fat-removal procedure in her child's bedroom
EVERYTHING IS BIGGER THERE:
AS YOU CALL YOUR FRIENDS LAZY:
PREDICTIONS ARE COMING TRUE:
CASH-FOR-CLUNKERS II:
NOW THE MONEY ISN'T REAL:
AS THE STAR WARS GIRLS ARE BEING PUSHED AWAY:
THIS IS HOW THEY DO YOU:
THIS IS HOW THEY DO YOU TOO:
I'M GETTING HORNY JUST THINKING ABOUT IT:
I DON'T BELIEVE IT (I TOTALLY BELIEVE IT):
THEY WANT TO DO EVERYBODY:
DEATH TO THE CHRISTIAN:
I HOPE THE KIDS LEARNED A LESSON:
THEY DID NOT:
M-I-C-K-E-WHY?
