WE GOT YOUR NAZI TECHNOLOGY RIGHT HERE:
KIND OF AN EXTREME TITLE:
DOOMSDAY ON PROBATION:
EVERYBODY SAYS THIS BUT NOBODY NAMES NAMES:
MARRIED TO A FIRECRACKER:
THE EXISTENCE OF THE NEWAGE PROVES THIS:
THE WOMEN OF "THE VIEW" ARE EXPERTS IN EVERYTHING:
WE LOVE YOU NOW SHUT-UP:
GREAT WHITE SHARK:
I STILL CAN'T TELL YOU ANY OF HER SONGS OR ALBUMS - AND I'VE HEARD THEM:
YOU, SIR, ARE UNDER ARREST:
FORGET IT, JACK, IT'S CHINATOWN:
AS ONE DOES:
LIFE AS COMPETITION - LIKE ANIMALS:
THE COUGAR THAT DIDN'T BITE BACK:
WHAT SHAME? WHERE'S ANY SHAME? I DO NOT SENSE SHAME:
THE OTHER GODDESS HAS A BLEACH BLONDE BUTCH BODY:
CURSES ARE REAL:
HE LOVED THAT DOG:
THIS WOMAN'S GOT THE SAME LEADERSHIP QUALITIES AS NEW YORK'S MAYOR:
I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN:
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT:
WHEN THE DIVINE BECOME MORTAL:
HER "FANS" HAVE BEEN KILLING HER:
REPEAT - PUTTING A HOROSCOPE IN THE NEWSPAPER EXPLAINS EVERYTHING:
TMR IMAGINES HE SAID "FEED HIM TO THE LIONS":
THEY "SAVE THE PLANET" NOT THE PEOPLE:
WHAT IS A QUACK?
THE RESOLUTION SHOULD BE HELPING TO AVOID THEM:
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A THING - IT'S A NEW THING:
EARLY ALZHEIMER'S DIAGNOSIS USING PANCAKES IS ALRIGHT:
ALL CALLS GO TO RICHARD DREYFUSS' OFFICE:
THIS IS THE NEWAGE - TRUST NO ONE:
SOMEBODY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND - NEWAGERS LIKE BEING MISLED:
I USED TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU AND NOW I DON'T:
TATTOO LATE:
REPEAT - THEY PUT HOROSCOPES IN THE NEWSPAPER AND THE WAPO HAD A SELF-PROCLAIMED WITCH AS RELIGION REPORTER:
LET ME GUESS - IT CONTAINED NO ACTIVE INGREDIENTS:
FALLEN:
DON'T FIND THIS OUT MID-AIR:
AND STEVE JOBS IS STILL DEAD:
