Wednesday, May 29, 2024

The Only Women 'Looking For A Man' Are NewAge Witches Who Can't Keep One

WE GOT YOUR NAZI TECHNOLOGY RIGHT HERE:


   

 KIND OF AN EXTREME TITLE:

DOOMSDAY ON PROBATION:

EVERYBODY SAYS THIS BUT NOBODY NAMES NAMES:

MARRIED TO A FIRECRACKER:

THE EXISTENCE OF THE NEWAGE PROVES THIS:

THE WOMEN OF "THE VIEW" ARE EXPERTS IN EVERYTHING:

WE LOVE YOU NOW SHUT-UP:

 GREAT WHITE SHARK: 

I STILL CAN'T TELL YOU ANY OF HER SONGS OR ALBUMS - AND I'VE HEARD THEM:

YOU, SIR, ARE UNDER ARREST:

FORGET IT, JACK, IT'S CHINATOWN:

AS ONE DOES:

LIFE AS COMPETITION - LIKE ANIMALS:


   

 THE COUGAR THAT DIDN'T BITE BACK:

WHAT SHAME? WHERE'S ANY SHAME? I DO NOT SENSE SHAME:

THE OTHER GODDESS HAS A BLEACH BLONDE BUTCH BODY:


   

 CURSES ARE REAL:

HE LOVED THAT DOG:


   

 THIS WOMAN'S GOT THE SAME LEADERSHIP QUALITIES AS NEW YORK'S MAYOR:

I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN:

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT:

WHEN THE DIVINE BECOME MORTAL:

HER "FANS" HAVE BEEN KILLING HER:

REPEAT - PUTTING A HOROSCOPE IN THE NEWSPAPER EXPLAINS EVERYTHING:


   

TMR IMAGINES HE SAID "FEED HIM TO THE LIONS":

THEY "SAVE THE PLANET" NOT THE PEOPLE:

WHAT IS A QUACK?


   

 THE RESOLUTION SHOULD BE HELPING TO AVOID THEM:

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A THING - IT'S A NEW THING:

EARLY ALZHEIMER'S DIAGNOSIS USING PANCAKES IS ALRIGHT:

ALL CALLS GO TO RICHARD DREYFUSS' OFFICE:

THIS IS THE NEWAGE - TRUST NO ONE:

SOMEBODY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND - NEWAGERS LIKE BEING MISLED:

I USED TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU AND NOW I DON'T:

TATTOO LATE:


   

 REPEAT - THEY PUT HOROSCOPES IN THE NEWSPAPER AND THE WAPO HAD A SELF-PROCLAIMED WITCH AS RELIGION REPORTER:

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