The NewAge Stories Are Giving Way To Their Results: Mass Confusion & Murder

FAYE DUNAWAY SCREWS EVERYBODY AND PEOPLE DIE:

  THE 1970S MOVIE THAT EXPLAINS 2020S AMERICA

LIFE ON A PANCAKE:

  A New Reality Show Will Pay Cash if Players Can Convince Experts the Earth Is Flat

NOT SO MUCH:

  Actor Tamayo Perry said he could ‘sense’ sharks before his death 

   

 SPEAKING OF SHARKS:

  Jake Tapper Also Pulled the Plug Mid-Interview With a Trump Official at CNN 

   

 WITCHES CAN'T RECOGNIZE WHEN ANYONE ELSE IS HUNTED:

  Why Trump's Conviction Didn't Move the Needle 

    

 WHICH 'FAITH' IS THIS AGAIN? 

Ex-Trump spiritual adviser told sex abuse accuser she could be ‘criminally prosecuted’

EAT SHIT AND DIE:

  Majority of Republicans once again disapprove of gay marriage, poll finds

KEEP YOUR CULT AWAY FROM OUR CULT - OUR CULT IS PURE:

  Swifties Protect Taylor Swift, Warn Travis Kelce About Hanging Out With Tom Cruise: 'Keep Scientology Away'

COPYING THE AMERICAN ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY:

  Popular singer, Gabriel Oche Amanyi, aka Terry G, has claimed that the Nigerian music industry is now dominated by cultists.

THEY ARE NOT OUR ALLIES:

  Israeli Documents Show Expansive Covert U.S. Influence Campaign

SHE DID IT FOR HER HEALTH:

  Wolves attack and seriously injure woman who went jogging in French zoo 

    

 AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT RAW MILK:

  Cannibal with 'insatiable appetite' fed neighbours 'human flesh' at BBQs

BAD HIGH:

  Microdosing mushroom chocolates from Diamond Shruumz linked to illness, hospitalization 

   

 HEALING WHAT? WHO? WHERE? SHOW ME:

  The Painful Truth About ‘Healing’ Crystals

LIB-TARDS:

  Political orientation predicts use of so-called alternative medicine (SCAM) in Europe

WHY CAN'T WE ASK QUESTIONS?

  Weird: DeSantis signed a law requiring hospitals to ask patients about immigration status and suddenly Medicaid spending on illegal immigrants plummeted

Raising A Smile Today Is As Easy As Acknowledging 'We Don't Have Long Left'

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED TO AN EMPATH:

  How Gavin Newsom made California's paradise into purgatory 

   

 NO SOAP OR WATER NEEDED:

  2 Psychologist-Approved Docu-Series Depicting How Cults Brainwash 

   

 AGAIN WITH THE ALIENS - ALWAYS WITH THE ALIENS:

  ‘Profundity Yours’ is a new cult in Texas, according to TikTok, and the fake language they speak is just the beginning

HE WAS ALREADY READY FOR HIS CLOSE-UP:

  ‘Devil on Campus’ portrays ‘sociopath’ sex cult leader

MAKE THE POPE SAY 'FAGS' AGAIN:

  Pope Francis has lost control of his liberal revolution

OOOH BABY I LIKE IT RAW:

  How milk became the new culture war dividing America

PRINCE - YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY PRINCE:

  Ariana Grande Once Told a Young Fan Her Dream Dinner Date Would Be with Jeffrey Dahmer: 'I Have Questions'

'OUR' BETTER INCLUDE 'MINE' BECAUSE THEY'VE GONE TO SHIT:

  Gen Z's widening gender divide has turned political. It's ruining our relationships.

I'M WAAAY AHEAD OF YOU BUT GO AHEAD:

  21 Incredibly Dark Cults That Will Make You Question Humanity

CULTS ARE WHERE YOU LEARN THE LIMITS OF FAMILY:

  Family desperate for return of relative who joined 7M, 'brainwashing cult' behind viral TikTok dancing videos

SORRY SURI - SCIENTOLOGY:

  Tom Cruise attends Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour in London day after daughter Suri’s high school graduation

THE TWO-BY-TWOS:

  FBI is investigating a secretive religious sect after child sex abuse allegations spanning decades

YES - THAT DRESS MAKES YOU LOOK FAT:

  Summer Without Sex: Celibacy all the rage right now? 

   

 NOW HE STAYS EVEN LONGER:

  FRENCH ‘CULT LEADER’ ARRESTED FOR 3-MONTH OVERSTAY IN KOH PHANGAN

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK:

  Chiropractic maintenance care: sly scare mongering of greedy chiropractors to fleece vulnerable individuals.

THIS IS A BADLY-WRITTEN HEADLINE:

  New Documentary Based on Books by Journalist Mike Rothschild in the Works on the History of AntiSemitism

PSYCHICS AND RELIGION ARE BACK - AS EVERYTHING TILTS RIGHTWARD:

  The Man Softening the Ground for an Extremist Germany

The Power Of The Stupid Working Together To Produce Outcomes No One Wants

WHERE'S THE ROYAL HOMEOPATH?

  Side-By-Side Photos Of King Charles' Transformation Since His Cancer Reveal Are A Gut Punch

HARVEY MILK DIDN'T WIN AN ELECTION - HIS CULT STOLE IT:

  ‘It wasn’t suicide … they were murdered’: inside the Jonestown cult massacre

THAT'S SO GAY:

  California prosecutors used anti-gay slurs to refer to prospective jurors

NOW SHE JUST SCREAMS:

  Sabrina Carpenter on how her life is different now: 'I don’t cry every day' 

    

 WHO COULDA GUESSED?

  The male Y chromosome in humans is evolving faster than the X. Scientists have now discovered the same trend in six species of primate.

RUINED A DECENT BACKPACK:

  Vermont Republican secretly poured water into colleague’s bag over months

THE GOVERNMENT DOES:

  MAXO KREAM GIVES SIMPLE ADVICE TO STRUGGLING FAN: 'GO SELL SUM DOPE'

POT-TERSVILLE:

  California's largest cannabis store is a living nightmare

$22.00 COFFEE BECAUSE,...BREASTS:

  Seattle bikini barista shatters windshield with hammer after customer throws drinks at her

HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE?

  Florida plastic surgeon arrested over death of his wife whom he performed ‘several’ procedures on

ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG:

  Longtime Southern Baptist leader Paul Pressler, who was accused of sexual abuse, dies at 94

MASTURBATING UNTIL THEIR HANDS BLEED:

  How society survives the world after the Truth is set on fire

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH - AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY TRY IT:

  Holocaust Scholar Raz Segal Loses Univ. of Minnesota Job Offer for Saying Israel Is Committing Genocide

JOINING THE REST OF THE WORLD:

  Miami Is Entering a State of Unreality

MIAMI:

  Was the Biblical Garden of Eden in Florida? Minister long claimed park in northwestern part of the state was once home to Adam and Eve

IT WAS THE '80S:

  Megachurch pastor, Trump spiritual adviser Robert Morris admits he abused girl in 1980s

GOD'S FUNNY:

  Whoopi Goldberg admits she accidentally ate a bag of cat treats after meeting the Pope 

 

The Crack Emcee · The CMC Lakdi Bounce

Americans Weren't Obese Until Democrat Media Began Force-Feeding Us Bullshit

DEMOCRATS PUT TRUMP THROUGH A STALINIST SHOW TRIAL AFTER 5 YEARS OF SCREAMING RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA - AND THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE - MAKING THEM (ONCE AGAIN) THE PARTY OF INJUSTICE IN AMERICA:

  Poll shows many voters don’t believe guilty verdict came after ‘fair and impartial process’

'YOU GOT TO HAVE A CON IN THIS LAND OF MILK AND HONEY' - AND THEY GOT ONE:

  Killed by a scam: A father took his life after losing his savings to international criminal gangs. He’s not the only one

THIS IS ALL THIS BLOG IS ABOUT:

  People Are Sharing The "Normal" Things In Our Society That Are Actually Pretty Weird

SHE CAN'T DANCE, SHE'S A HUNCHBACK, SHE'S GOT NO NECK, AND SHE DRESSES FOR THE GOD DAMNED ICE CAPADES:

  Taylor Swift's dancing skills are mocked by even some of her most enthusiastic fans as she shakes her hips in a fringed dress in Edinburgh

WOMEN BRING MAGIC INTO THE WORLD - AND THEN KILL IT:

  Perfect Wife Makes Gone Girl Look Like a Fairy Tale

I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR - IT'S TERRIFYING:

  People Can’t Stop Commenting On Bulgarian Princess Kalina’s Physical Transformation

DAYS FROM DISASTER - FOR THIS GUY'S CAREER:

  Indian Astrologer Stands By Prediction, Claims World War 3 Is Days Away 

    

 HOME SWEET HOME:

  Secret Service agent robbed at gunpoint during President Biden's trip to Southern California 

   

 ISLAM IS NOT A RACE - IT'S JUST DUMB:

  Racist abuse reported at San Francisco park during Muslim prayer event 

   

 THE NEW DISNEY SOUNDS LIKE A CULT - ACTS LIKE ONE, TOO::

  "You weren’t allowed to not like it. If you had an opinion, best to keep it to yourself. People would make you very, very uncomfortable.” 

    

OK,  IT WAS 'THE GREY ALBUM' OF CAMPAIGN SPEECHES:

  Pastor Responds After White Crowds Pack Trump’s Event at Black Church

AS 'THRILLING" AS THE INTRODUCTION OF EWOKS:

  ‘The Acolyte’ Introduces Queer Space Witches in a Thrilling Development 

   

 JESUS WANTS YOU TO SHOW-OFF YO SHIT IN THE SLAMMER FOR A WHILE:

  ‘Bling bishop’ who was robbed of $1m worth of jewelry in front of his congregation gets 9 years behind bars