The Power Of The Stupid Working Together To Produce Outcomes No One Wants

WHERE'S THE ROYAL HOMEOPATH?

  Side-By-Side Photos Of King Charles' Transformation Since His Cancer Reveal Are A Gut Punch

HARVEY MILK DIDN'T WIN AN ELECTION - HIS CULT STOLE IT:

  ‘It wasn’t suicide … they were murdered’: inside the Jonestown cult massacre

THAT'S SO GAY:

  California prosecutors used anti-gay slurs to refer to prospective jurors

NOW SHE JUST SCREAMS:

  Sabrina Carpenter on how her life is different now: 'I don’t cry every day' 

    

 WHO COULDA GUESSED?

  The male Y chromosome in humans is evolving faster than the X. Scientists have now discovered the same trend in six species of primate.

RUINED A DECENT BACKPACK:

  Vermont Republican secretly poured water into colleague’s bag over months

THE GOVERNMENT DOES:

  MAXO KREAM GIVES SIMPLE ADVICE TO STRUGGLING FAN: 'GO SELL SUM DOPE'

POT-TERSVILLE:

  California's largest cannabis store is a living nightmare

$22.00 COFFEE BECAUSE,...BREASTS:

  Seattle bikini barista shatters windshield with hammer after customer throws drinks at her

HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE?

  Florida plastic surgeon arrested over death of his wife whom he performed ‘several’ procedures on

ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG:

  Longtime Southern Baptist leader Paul Pressler, who was accused of sexual abuse, dies at 94

MASTURBATING UNTIL THEIR HANDS BLEED:

  How society survives the world after the Truth is set on fire

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH - AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT DUMB ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY TRY IT:

  Holocaust Scholar Raz Segal Loses Univ. of Minnesota Job Offer for Saying Israel Is Committing Genocide

JOINING THE REST OF THE WORLD:

  Miami Is Entering a State of Unreality

MIAMI:

  Was the Biblical Garden of Eden in Florida? Minister long claimed park in northwestern part of the state was once home to Adam and Eve

IT WAS THE '80S:

  Megachurch pastor, Trump spiritual adviser Robert Morris admits he abused girl in 1980s

GOD'S FUNNY:

  Whoopi Goldberg admits she accidentally ate a bag of cat treats after meeting the Pope 

 

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