Pass Around TMR Like You Pass Gas: Silently - In Secret - Denying You'd Do It

HONESTY - TO DEMOCRATS - IS BETRAYAL:

  Did a Little Early Morning Front Page Post-Debate 'Lying Liars Who Lie' Survey

DEMOCRATS KNEW - NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS - AND THAT'S GOT THEM UPSET:

  Media’s Lies About Biden’s ‘Mental Fitness’ Finally Caught Up To Them

DEMOCRATS DON'T LEARN FROM WINNING, EITHER:

  What Left-Wing Democrats Haven’t Learned From Defeat

IF JOE'S OUT OF IT THEN - WHO'S RUNNING THE COUNTRY?

  The Democrats are panicking: Biden could bring the whole party down

EVERYBODY GETS CREDIT FOR CALLING THE LEFT 'STUPID' BUT ME:

  Tucker Embarrasses Reporter, Leaves Her Humiliated As Audience Howls

RELIGION RULES - BUT REALLY SHOULDN'T: 

New Jersey mother says she drowned her children in a bathtub for ‘religious purposes’

AND YOU LEARNED NOTHING:

  I wanted to understand how a radical evangelical church fused faith and a commitment to social justice. Instead, I watched it unravel.

SCIENTOLO-GEE, YOU'RE A BAD FATHER:

  After Tom Cruise once denied ‘abandoning’ Suri, she seems to get the last word

ALL GROWN-UP - WILLING TO FUCK ANYTHING - AND MAKE OTHERS PAY:

  The Awful Ferocity of Midlife Desire

HEY, BABY, I'M RICH - AND SO IS MY GURU:

Behind Davos, Claims of a Toxic Workplace

THEY NEVER LOVED YOU:

Panicked AI users revolt against Silicon Valley as tech giants like Apple and Amazon back down over policy changes

THE AMERICAN LEFT THINKS IT'S CLEVER BUT,...:

  Western civilisation is being destroyed by its own decadence

  

AFTER CONSTANTLY SAYING THAT STAYING IN THE HOUSE IS A KILLER:

  Lie down, sit still, take a break: Your brain needs a rest

ADMIRING EVIL WOMEN SEEMS TO BE WAAAY UP THERE:

  10 Most Disturbing CULT Rituals

WATCH PINK FLOYD'S 'THE WALL' FOR OTHER COMPLICATIONS:

  Why manscaping could give you gangrene: The expert advice men who want to remove all their body hair should read... 

    

 YOGA MUST BE VERY GOOD:

 "Yoga's good! Yoga's good! Yoga's good!" - Harry Sisson, Democrat TikTok influencer, defending Joe Biden's lack of mental acuity by suggesting others use the party's favorite cult activity to relax and get over it.

BIFF! BAM! POW!

  UFC star-turned-OnlyFans model Paige VanZant DESTROYS her first Power Slap opponent after making shock career change

'THE CRACK EMCEE IS SAD BECAUSE HE'S TRUE' - THE L.A.WEEKLY, 1995:

  Diplo Accused of Sending Revenge Porn in New Lawsuit Against the DJ

A BOWL OF STEW FOR THE SEX:

  Chicken Soup For The Soul Entertainment Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection

NEWSOM OWNS RESTAURANTS:

  Gov. Newsom signs law allowing restaurants and bars to charge service fees with prior disclosure

LET ME GUESS - SHE'S A WITCH:

  TV tonight: a powerful end to Suranne Jones’s witchcraft investigation

GO FOR IT:

  Individualized Homeopathic Medicines in the Treatment of Post-COVID-19 Fatigue

THIS EXPLAINS HIS ACTIONS AND THE LEFT'S AFFECTION FOR HIM:

  Inside Julian Assange’s wild, weird childhood tied to ‘blonde hair’ cult The Family

HAWK TUAH - SPIT ON THAT THANG:

  Soldier served in the military for over a decade with a huge secret that she kept 'very' hidden from her battalion... but, as landmark bill passes, she 

reveals how she finally dropped the bombshell revelation 

    

 ARE WE? OR IS IT JUST YOU?

  ‘We Are Confusing Conservatism With Anger and Hate’

WE COULD USE A LOT LESS 'PASSION,' THANKS:

  Special ed teacher, 43, who stands accused of sexually assaulting student described herself as a 'PASSIONATE' educator on her LinkedIn 

    

 THE PREVIOUS 44 TIMES MUST'VE SUCKED:

  I took ayahuasca 45 times and discovered my past lives as a witch and a prophet

HALF-PAYCHECK:

  Whole Foods is cutting prices and ditching its ‘Whole Paycheck’ aura to appeal to inflation-weary

PROBLEM - LIBERALS ACT LIKE EXTREME RIGHT-WING CONSERVATIVES WHEN ANGRY:

  Tiny picturesque town breaks out in wild civil war as NIMBY battle escalates into 'terrorism' with women sprayed with weed killer, drivers 'trying to mow down pedestrians' and even the BOMB squad being called in

 

 LIVING OPRAH'S BEST LIFE:

  Four die after drinking from bottles found in sea