American Life Is Looking Like A Never-Ending Series Of Crimes - Against Yourself

THE BEGINNING OF THIS ERA'S DEMOCRAT PARTY - CUE BILL CLINTON:

  JFK took the virginity of a 19-year-old White House intern in Jackie Kennedy's bed, before engaging in an 18-month affair that ended with his assassination

PUT ALL THE MONEY IN THE BAG WITH THE DIAPERS:

  FBI seeks man who robbed a bank while holding a child

NOT AS INCOMPETENT AS THE PATIENT'S IN CHOOSING HEALTHCARE:

  The Australian Chiropractors Association has just demonstrated their embarrassing incompetence

SCIENTOLOGY IS MENTAL HEALTHCARE:

  Scientology kept woman from mental health care before her death, lawsuit says 

    

 IGNORED? PRAISE JESUS - IN SECRET:

  Secretive Christian sect allegedly ignored sexual abuse for decades

THEY ALL COME TO SAN FRANCISCO:

  FBI investigating 2x2 religious sect operating in Bay Area following alleged child sex abuse 

     

 CAN'T KEEP UP:

  Stanford's top disinformation research group collapses under pressure 

    

 WHAT YEAR IS THIS?

  Two new 'alien' mummies from Peru are revealed - and they could be shipped to US for DNA tests