
When you go on a chat show, it is important you tell the audience straight away that you were brought up in a cardboard box and that your dad would thrash you to sleep every night. If you want to get on and to be popular you have to demonstrate that you know nothing. It’s why Stephen Fry makes so many bottom jokes."
-- Jeremy Clarkson, whining that everybody else is stupid - which means, if you include Panda Bear and Joseph Nigro, there are now four of us on the planet with the lights on - which is probably the most accurate and up-to-date reflection of The Times Online.

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