Being A Damn Fool Pays Well (I've Been Told)

Meet the typical Whole Foods shopper, a highly educated West Coast millennial woman earning $80,000 who the media still calls "highly educated" when, they know, she can be usually be found wandering the Snake Oil Aisle at America’s Temple of Pseudoscience. Flattery gets them everywhere.

So, Why Do Liberals Tolerate Pseudoscience at Whole Foods? 

Because they're already well-indoctrinated NewAge cult members, unable to tell "up" from "down" or "right" from "wrong" - as they're sabotaging our very existence - whether they'd like to admit it or not.