The Tattoos Were A Dead Give-Away: Way Too Impulsive (And Not That Bright)

Scientist: I partied with 14 vaccinated friends and 11 of us got infected 

The Crack Emcee: I ain't partied with nobody, and ain't got shit - so who's the winner of The Common Sense Sweepstakes?

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