BRILLIANT:
"What's your name?" "Oprah."
HUMANS DON'T COUNT ONCE THEY'RE IN A CULT:
COULD THIS MARRIAGE BE SAVED?
THIS TURNS GHOST PEPPERS INTO MAYO:
NOT JUST KNEE DEEP - HE WAS TOTALLY DEEP - WHEN HE DID THE FREAK WITH ME:
JUST LIKE STARTING OVER:
WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING TEMPLE - WE DON'T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL:
BUT DID HE GET A TEXT BACK?
CHRISY TEIGAN IS TEACHING NOW?
SPIRITUALITY BRINGS SO MUCH JOY INTO THE WORLD:
TMR JUST CALLS CATHOLIC CHURCHES "DAY CARE" NOW:
DAD, ARE YOU REALLY "THE G.O.A.T." IF YOU ABANDONED A WOMAN AFTER YOU GOT HER PREGNANT WITH ONE OF OUR SIBLINGS YOU'VE NEVER MENTIONED BEFORE BUT - APPARENTLY - THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS ABOUT?
DON'T YOU DARE
MEN PUT WOMEN ON TABLES AND MAKE THEM DANCE, RIGHT?
CHELSEA KEEPS WONDERING ALOUD WHY THE PUBLIC FINDS HER REPULSIVE:
IT DOESN'T PROTECT AGAINST STUPIDITY:
THIS IS FOR YOU - TMR DOESN'T HAVE ANY SUPPLEMENTS:
YET ANOTHER CHIROPRACTIC TRAGEDY FOLLOWING FOOLS NEVER LEARNING:
YOU CAN TAKE THE CULTIST OUT OF SMALLVILLE BUT,...:
THE ONLY PERSON LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE MISSED THE RISE OF TAYLOR SWIFT:
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