Sunday, May 26, 2024

Crows Can Count But Americans Still Forget We Have Receipts For Iraq's WMD, Bill Clinton Raped Three Women And Harvey Milk's Murderer Wasn't Homophobic

IT TOOK MORE THAN A DAY:

IF ONLY HE'D BEEN MORE SUCCESSFUL:

DRACULA NEVER FAILS TO SELL THE CASTLE:

IF I SEE ANYTHING I'LL LET YOU KNOW:

A LIFE WITHOUT MUSIC WILL DO THIS:

WHEN HE BECOMES SOCIABLE TO ASSHOLES:

TAKE THAT, CHARLIE - A FOLLOWER'S TALE FOR A CHANGE:

SOMETHING LESS SERIOUS WAS EXPECTED:

WE'VE ALL SEEN HER WORK:


   

  EVERYBODY ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERE GAY:

YOU DA HOE:

MAKING THE GAYS LOOK BAD:

WHENEVER THE WORLD'S GETTING RELIGIOUS/SPIRITUAL:

THINGS RICH PEOPLE CAN DO TO OTHERS # 3,867:

SHE DIDN'T KNOW BEING FAT WAS PART OF HER ACT:

THEY WERE TRYING A SUBWAY FRANCHISE BEFORE JARED ARRIVED:

HE IS AND WAS ON HIS THRONE AND THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW:

AFTERWARDS WOULD'VE BEEN TOO LATE:

FUCK IF IT'S NOT TRUE:

WADE AWAY:

MOST ALIENS ARE PEOPLE:

AS STRONGLY-WORDED AS THE LAST TWO IF NOT MORE SO:

THIS CAN ONLY HAPPEN BY BELIEVING "SPIRITUAL HEALER" IS A REAL THING:

THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BE EXPLAINED:


   

 PROBABLY LIBERTARIANS: 

ANNOUNCEMENTS EVEN AFTER YOUR DAD'S NO LONGER IN THE KLAN:

DESCRIBE ATTENDING A TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT:


   

 THERE'S A NEW DEFINITION FOR THE "O-FACE" TOO:

WAIT UNTIL THEY SEE THOSE KNOCKERS:

IF GOOGLE AI SAID TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE:


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