Congratulations: You've Become The People You've Always Rebelled Against

PROOF - FOODIES WERE ALWAYS SICK IN THE HEAD: 

Fussy eaters take note: picky palates linked to poor mental health

THE OTHER HALF DON'T LIVE LIKE YOU AND I: 

Winery owner accused of sexually abusing younger sister over six years when they were teens

MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME: 

I’m Worried My Friend’s Love of Children Might Give People the Wrong Idea

TAYLOR SWIFT'S CAREER EXPLAINED: 

Young voters are worse at identifying misinformation, study shows

I-PEE-FREELY'S ON THE LINE: 

Did a 14-year-old prank caller just blow up Michael Cohen’s testimony in Trump’s hush money trial?

SUCK YOUR OWN DICK: 

West Virginia Transgender Middle School Athlete Allegedly Told Female Teammates 'Suck My D**k' 

   

 FIFTY CENT AND POCKET LENT: 

Want to Make a New Friend? How Much Money Have You Got?

IT'S ALL PART OF GOD'S PLAN: 

My Super Religious, Homeschooled Nibblings Have to Move in With Us. Oh No.

EVERYONE ELSE'S IN REAL LIFE GET NOTHING: 

Emma Stone’s Descent Into Sex Cults and Cannibalism in ‘Kinds of Kindness’ Lands 4.5-Minute Standing Ovation in Cannes

THEY NEED JUMPERS: 

SF legacy hotel's revolving rooftop resurgence is a bit of a sham

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT: 

New York crypto personality used ‘Seinfeld’ joke in fraud, feds reveal

BOOM: 

“I took the tapes, left the studio and gave them to my heroin dealer.” Why Billy Idol blackmailed his own record company ahead of the release of Rebel Yell

KIDS ARE SO GOOD WITH COMPUTERS THESE DAYS: 

Driver outraged over ticket sets fire to cop’s home – hours after he was stopped 

   

 EVERYTHING'S GOING SWIMMINGLY: 

Haiti gangs brutally behead police officer as scores killed in horrifying violent wave 

   

UNLESS YOU'RE COOL GOING CRAZY: 

Spending 67 minutes outdoors refreshes mental health