People Thought Cultism Was Going To End After Jonestown Like War After WWI

 

THIS IS GENERALLY HOW CULTS WORK:

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PRO TIP - CULTS DON'T START MANAGEMENT COMPANIES: 

Netflix’s next true crime is about TikTokers lured into a cult by fake management company

SOMEBODY DID NOT FOLLW SADE:

Sexual assault victim felt silenced and shamed in sect: 'I had only ever known fear' 

    

HE DA MAN NOW:

  Kim Jong Un's portrait is displayed in North Korea, elevating his cult of personality

ANIMAL STRETCHING:

Forget goat yoga, piglet yoga is the new wellness trend keeping people busy

COULD HAVE BUT DID NOT:

Trans trailblazer who went from Liverpool lad to Vogue supermodel. Everyone from Elvis Presley to Peter O'Toole fell for April Ashley, who claimed… 'I could have slept with all four Beatles!'

MORE GOOD TIMES AT THE DEATH CAMP:

Summer getaway for the monsters of Auschwitz: Chilling images show Nazis sunbathing on deckchairs, a gas chamber supervisor enjoying some music and women posing for photos just miles from WWII death camp

WRITE IT DOWN:

Biden's daughter Ashley has finally admitted her diary about 'showers with dad' as well as fears she was 'molested' is real.

WHICH "WOMAN" IS OPPRESSED HERE?

Horrific ordeal of female inmate who says she was raped in prison by bearded, 6'2" trans cellmate who then perversely claimed to be the victim

FRAUD IS AS AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE AND HE WAS HUNGRY:

Rap star Sean Kingston is arrested on stage hours after his Florida mansion was raided and his mom detained in fraud case 'linked to $150,000 payment for gigantic 17FOOT television'

WE JUST WANNA PARTY AND NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR SERIOUS SHIT:

Furious Fergie explodes at Cannes Film Festival audience during Queen artwork auction and tells them to shut up and be quiet as she blasts them for 'looking for the next party' when they should be 'worrying about climate'

WOMEN CHEAT TO BUILD UP THE COURAGE TO BE HONEST ABOUT IT:

Billie Eilish breakup song L'Amour de Ma Vie was a 'slap in the face' for her ex Jesse Rutherford - as insiders claim he felt 'deceived' after she admitted she was attracted to women

SHE'S THE WELL-WORN EXPERT:

Grandmother, 83, who dumped her 37-year-old Egyptian toyboy turns super-sleuth to expose the 'scammers and con-artists' trying to fool women on dating sites

LEAVING FOR THE SAME REASON SHE WANTED THE JOB:

New Jersey town's GOP mayor resigns after calling locals 'incestuous, illiterate, inbred imbeciles' in scathing Facebook post

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO PUT THE COOKIE IN HER MOUTH:

Florida priest is arrested after BITING woman in bizarre fight over communion

CULTS - NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF BUILDING BRIDGES:

Florida bans rainbow lighting on bridges as Pride Month approaches