It's Over. It's Done (We've Gone And Died Of Boredom)

As you can see, above, Paris Hilton is now pretending to be a DJ, proving the NewAgers were right and the world has finally come to an end. This is Hell, people, and we just didn't know it. Well, some of us did. Those of us being swallowed by ignorance:

This nonsense needs a palate cleanser - here's a palate cleanser:

If that doesn't suit you, try my old man (stepfather) playing bass with Ellington:

Better? Against the likes of today's losers? You BET it's fucking better,…