Now They Understand (Because Understanding Is Hard)

Good news - Our Great White Father's fever finally broke:

"[Paul] Ryan said that he does not believe there will be any brinkmanship over the debt ceiling in February,...He said Republicans now understand that a shutdown won’t stop ObamaCare because it is a mandatory program, not a discretionary agency budget line item."

The smartest guys in the room?

At this rate, it's no wonder why they can't get slavery right yet,...