Pan Blew His Own Flute (His Followers Always Want To Blow Someone Else's)

Someone named Michael Pan (Like fucking Pan, right-right?) was kind enough to come hang out, and drop a little knowlege on us in the form of spam:

"I just want the whole world to know about this spell caster I met 

two weeks ago, wisdomspiritualtemple@gmail.com I cannot say everything he has done for me 

my wife 

left me 3 years ago left with my kids I was going through online 

when I meant this wonderful man's testimony online I decided to 

give it a try and my wife is back to me now and we ar1e happily 

married again cause is too much to put in writing all I can say is 

thank you very much am very happy .and does alot of spell 

including Love Spell 

Death Spell 

Money Spell 

Power Spell 

Success Spell 

Sickness Spell 

Pregnancy Spell 

Marriage Spell 

Job Spell 

Protection Spell 

Lottery Spell 

Court Case Spell 

Luck Spell etc. In case you need his help contact him on this email 

address wisdomspiritualtemple@gmail.com he is a good man 

thanks.whatsapp number +234813 648 2342"

He ends with "thanks"? No, thank you. The shamelessness, bad spelling, lack of (and just fucked-up) punctuation, grammatical errors, the utter gullibility - not to mention the ability to look around, see what's going on here AND STILL POST THIS - all combine, in such a convincing way, that TMR is 100% certain a "Smart Spell" - nor a "Spell To Free Yourself From Mental Slavery" - will ever be on any list of "services" the Wisdom Spiritual Temple cult, or it's wannabe leader (who's a "good man") is selling in the NewAge. Get in touch.

 And, can you tell, "The Party of Science" is already back in control?