The New NewAge Hotness: Being Oppressed (While Rich Enough To Be Heard)

I've been screaming in the wilderness now - for over 13 years - because I've been crushed by The NewAge Movement. There's been nothing I can do about it: I'm "a Man", and they're - literally - everywhere, making sure we know our place. So I stay at home, fight from here, despair, lick my wounds, and fight again - it's now my life - as I've watched NewAge take over The Democrat Party, and beyond. Despite ever-mounting evidence, few have shown more than a passing interest in my struggle. But, then, who am I fighting, anyway? 

 The NewAge's rich and powerful, controlling every facet of the media, and screaming about their oppression.