InstaCrackit: Small Hits From Cleaning The Pipe

So it looks like that god damned psychic octopus ain't so special after all.

Suckers.

Next time, use some monkey paw, bitch.

First the United Kingdom, and now Germany:

Homeopathy's on the run, baby!

A black conservative has slammed Obama for exploiting race.

How that one slipped by all those well-meaning white liberals, I don't know.

"Lawyers defend paedophiles, bankers raise money using questionable means and large corporations often put finances ahead of the government."

You figure it out.

And, last but not least, the problem with young people today is that they watch too much pornography and television.

Warps the mind.