Girls Just Wanna Act Dumb (Really, Some Do)

Madonna's weird Kabbalah demands broke up her marriage to Guy Ritchie, and now it looks like they're breaking up whatever she's got going on with Jesus Luz. When will she learn?

Don't no man want no crazy Kabbalah bitch.

Novelist Anne Rice is leaving Christianity. As far as I know, didn't one Christian on the planet know she shared their faith, so they also don't care if she leaves. When will she learn?

Don't no Christian want no crazy vampire bitch.

Shirley Sherrod now says she's going to sue Andrew Breitbart because, let's face it, she's pissed about whatever happened to her that nobody can really explain. When will she learn?

Don't no court want to hear from no crazy unrepentant racist bitch.

And Cyndi Lauper is still suffering from Bush Derangement Syndrome, anti-Christian bias, and who knows what else she got from Rosie O'Donnell. When will she learn?

Don't nobody want to hear from no crazy bitches, period.