The Hill has our capital's 50 Most Beautiful People up today. Along with the crazy "raw foodist, bikram yogi" nut Republican, see if you can stand to be in the presence of such outstanding examples of humanity without giving up your lunch. Here's a sample of what you'll find:
"9. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr.: Still beautifulGot that? Jesse Jackson's kid (who looks like a burn victim to me) is another Oprah Winfrey-inspired cultish government "fitness nut" who does yoga while he brainlessly "wanders through the members-only space" spouting NewAge nonsense about "living in the moment". (Which of course means his zombie ass will screw you over, without a care, because that was in "the past",...) Just what we need to get Washington's house in order:
Age: 45
Hometown: Chicago
Political party: Democratic
Relationship status: Married
Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. recently read Eckhart Tolle’s book The Power of Now. The lessons he took from it?
'The past is gone … live in the moment,' Jackson says.
Jackson’s now: He is the co-chairman of the House Members’ Wellness Center and has ushered in sweeping changes. Jackson, a fitness nut, converted one of the gym’s racquetball courts into a space dedicated to martial arts, yoga, Pilates and the P90X exercise program popular with several lawmakers. (Changes were funded by members’ dues, not by taxpayers’, he’s careful to point out.) He donated a blender and juicer so members can whip up protein shakes and other post-workout meals. And he wanders through the members-only space in the mornings to make sure his fellow lawmakers are happy and taking care of their health."
Someone with their priorities straight - who clearly understands why they're there.
Good Lord, these cultists are a disappointment. Now, please, excuse me while I go barf,...
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