How To Stay Single (And Really Make It Work)

It's a good thing a cool-assed guy like me ain't into having a relationship, because no woman would want to be with me, anyway. Why not? Because now, unlike when I was married, when my woman would really, really, really want to do something stupid, I wouldn't hesitate to say, "Hell, no! Get me a beer, sit down - and shut the fuck up, woman!"

And there'd be a damn good reason why I'd be that way, too:

You're looking at it.