I'm Just Askin' (Is It That Hard To Understand?)

The Rev. Ted Haggard - who told the world he was "a deceiver and a liar" - has gone back to preaching about God.

Doesn't anyone understand he's, not only delusional but, "a deceiver and a liar"?

Some faith-healing parents, whose daughter was taken into protective custody after they let a huge growth over the baby's left eye go unattended, are fighting to get their daughter back. This is the second marriage for the father, whose first wife died of cancer, after she and her husband refused medical treatment.

Doesn't anyone understand this man is, not only delusional but, "a deceiver and a liar"?

A woman was trying to promote vegetarianism, by wearing a gown made of lettuce leaves, but, instead, got herself arrested.

Doesn't anyone understand she's, not only delusional but, "a deceiver and a liar"?

Really?

If you ask me - and nobody did - the time is right to bring back The Funny Farm.

What do you think?