Frank Zappa told you - that you should've bought your kids a higher standard of music - but you didn't listen.
Instead, you bought 'em stuff that was lewd and stupid, and when they grew up to be lewd and stupid, you at least had the good sense to act surprised.
But now you also wish you had at least bought that "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" album for the kids, when you had the chance, don't you? Don't you?
You'll never know, but that could've been just the thing that would've got you all back to singing together as a family again.