Monday, September 27, 2010

Barbara Boxer Doesn't Care About Broke People

This is the kind of sentence that can't help but drive home how irresponsibly slow The Left Coast's been:
"The incumbent, Democrat Barbara Boxer, has failed to distinguish herself during her 18 years in office."
Yea, hilarious, huh? Does it remind you, too, of Kanye West's second verse of "Golddigger" - not the first, when he mentions women consulting psychics, but this one:
18 years
18 years
She got one of yo' kids
got you for 18 years

I know somebody payin' child support
for one of his kids
His baby momma's car crib
is bigger than his
You will see him on TV
any given Sunday
Win the Superbowl
and drive off in a Hyundai

She was supposed to buy ya shorty
Tyco with ya money
She went to the doctor
got lipo with ya money
She walkin' around lookin' like Michael
with ya money
Shoulda' got that insured
got GEICO for ya money

If you ain't no punk holla' we want pre-nup
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo' ass
she gon' leave with half

18 years
18 years
And on her 18th birthday
he found out it wasn't his?
Yea, well, considering who the "Daddy" is - Good Ol' Burning Man - I guess we shouldn't be surprised:

California's dumb ass was bound to get played by somebody.

1 comment:

  1. The third message from heaven...

    If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand, The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb: And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.