"Hillary Clinton couldn't get in because of sniper fire and Senator Obama's at church."
-- President Bush, explaining why the Democratic candidates didn't attend the White House Correspondents' Association annual dinner.
Comedian Craig Ferguson (a new American: welcome) added that Vice President Dick Cheney "is already moving out of his residence," because "it takes longer than you think to pack up an entire dungeon."
Good stuff. And for the record, I like Jon Stewart.
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