Sunday, February 22, 2009

14 Billion Reasons To Ignore Her

Susan Sarandon had this to say about President Obama recently, according to NewsBusters:

“He is a community organizer like Jesus was,” Sarandon said Tuesday night on the bright blue carpet leading into the Creative Coalition’s 2009 Ball at the Harman Center for the Arts in Chinatown. “And now, we’re a community and he can organize us.”

We have to repeat that last line:

“And now, we’re a community and he can organize us.”

So apparently we’ve just been paper clips scattered across a desk, and dim-bulb Sarandon wants Obama to line us up in neat little rows.

To establish her credibility, we’ll remind you of another brilliant quote from a few years ago:

“…I think it's very hard to be in a scene and not be upstaged by your nipples".

As much as we hate to agree with her, she has a point. In fact, when we do the math, we have to enthusiastically agree:

There are about 14 billion nipples on earth (not counting nipple kits) that are in fact more relevant than Susan Sarandon. So remember kids, when you’ve got nothing going for you, show ‘em your tits.

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