"I really regret ever having them done in the first place. It was a huge mistake and over time I started to hate each and every one of them. Worse still, every time I got dressed or had a shower I could see them. I wanted rid of them and had no idea it was going to be so difficult, painful and expensive."
-- Leanne Young, on the idiocy of anyone but sailors and tribesmen getting tattoos, in The Daily Mail.