Friday, February 27, 2009

Nature: Making The Gene Pool Stronger, One Fool At A Time

A sex-mad Russian died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra pills to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two women pals.

The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov £3,000 that he wouldn’t be able to satisfy them both non-stop for the half-day sex marathon.

But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack, revealed Moscow police.

One of the women, named only as Alina, said: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.”

The Sun

We can hardly wait to report the inevitable demise of the women. If we were real lucky, the dope imparted a sterilizing disease to the two sperm sewers just before he vapor-locked.

Life’s not for everyone.

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