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We know what you're thinking:
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Those damn Conservatives with their guns,...
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Who do they think they are?
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We're painted to be Darth Vader.
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Cloaked in black,...
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Breathing heavy,...
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Ready to strike at any moment.
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And you know what?
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You're right.
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We're the folks who aren't lying down for anybody.
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That doesn't mean we don't want to have fun,...
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Or even get weird from time to time.
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Really weird.
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We do, and how.
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But we also know there's a time for play and a time for seriousness.
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For mature adults, there are limits.
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We have responsibilities to our country, to ourselves, and to our families.
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We're not Liberals.
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We've seen our numbers go up and we've seen our numbers go down,...
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We don't get help from the media,...
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But Conservatives have already crawled to the top after a long stay in the wilderness.
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We've been too high to fall too far at this point.
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Especially when we've reduced Liberals, now, to only getting lucky every 20 or so years.
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That's the funny thing.
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No, really funny.
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We know more about Liberals than the other way around - and you think we're finished!
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You forget: We've been there.
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We know what you like.
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How about us?
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Think we're a group of stuffy old white guys?
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Or haven't you got a
bigger problem?
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You're blind as bats.
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You can't see.
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We've been right in front of your eyes your whole life.
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Keeping things together, while you whine and protest, waiting for the rest of you to grow up.
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We're America's Conservatives.
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The folks without stars in our eyes.
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