Artistic Shorthand: You Can Finish It Up 4 The Maestro

Help me out here, I need a brush - a broad one - I mean, I really want to slop this stuff on thick, and over a really wide area:

 “What a classy president we have. His wife has to sit between him to make ‘lil Barry’ behave.”

Yeah, that ought to do it:

Let's see how it dries before we add another coat,...