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When I'm right, I'm right:
Now that the French soccer team has
"descended into chaos," my 2008 bullet post about France's astrology-loving coach, Raymond Domenech
("Fact: The French Only Look Normal") is starting to look prescient.
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Haven't I told you if NewAge is involved - or a NewAger -
a disaster will follow? Didn't I tell you, a long time ago, about
The Law of Quantum Failure? What's it been,
years? Didn't I tell you France's claims to being atheist are a lie? (If they're not, how do they have a NewAge coach?
Les Bleus are
a national symbol.) Yet only now is the sports press
discovering what I meant, and finally asking, "seriously, what are you supposed to do when your coach is, well, nuts?"
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Well, since you ask, and there's obviously
"no logic in the way he works", he - and/or France itself - might want to attempt trying some of that,...
logic. It'll do 'em good. True, Coach Domenech will immediately get fired, but still. It'll work better, promise.
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But, alas, what's much more likely to happen is, Domenech - and France - will forbid
anything related to critical thinking, and instead, will continue maintaining their reputation for NewAge-inspired drama, and love of romance, by acting on player Nicolas Anelka's outstanding advice:
"Go screw yourself, dirty son of a whore."
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