"Why do I have this relationship with France?" [Madonna] asked the 1,500-member audience.
"I'm always drawn to working with French people — and frenching French people! Vive la France!"
The mother of three — who turns 50 in August — famously smooched Britney Spears at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards.
After that kiss, her daughter Lourdes asked her Material Mom if she were gay.
"I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star," Madonna recalled telling her in an interview with Out magazine. "I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her."
-- Alissa R, attempting to drive a finger down my throat, for US Magazine