Barack Obama's got the blues - especially about John McCain - but you don't need a Weatherman to tell you that. (I already did.)
Prince Charles goes nuts - as green turns to brown - but, like all NewAgers, he probably doesn't care.
Some songwriters see Red - others have seen more.
When someone turns life black you need to get out - before it gets any darker.
John Edwards has made "mistakes" - so now he's using White-Out.
It's "Grrrreat!" that Michael Phelps is frosting himself with gold.
Boys who wear pink don't like being stared at (imagine that.)
And it's not important that men stay thin (we're not women) just stop being yellow. Stop it now.