"It's ironic how life plays out ... I have to have John Edwards' mistress on my show. She was a chanter and a yoga person when I saw her. Apparently there's more to that chant than meets the eye. I know that there's a difference between smart and cunning and very seldom does smart and cunning go together, but apparently in her case it does."
-- Chuck Woolery, finally getting a grasp on what's behind the facade of the NewAge, while speaking to the United Press International