Friday, September 28, 2012

Here's My Personal Protest: Picture Her With Your Cock In Her Hand, And She's Awaiting Further Instructions,...

According to Pussy Riot's Nadya Tolokonnikova, the God-awful feminist punk band member spends her time in Putin's Russian pokey - for protesting in a cathedral - by reading the Bible. Huh?

That's one way to make your visit seem longer, I guess. (Do you think it's an accident that prison authorities let them even have those things? You're being punished. They're also in hotel rooms, Doofus. "Enjoy your stay,…") If good ol' Nadya REALLY wants to stretch the experience out forever, though, I highly suggest she try getting her hands on a copy of The Book Of Mormon:

Time will, literally, stand still - AND she'll be guaranteed to get more sleep than she ever thought possible.

 Hey, it worked for me,...

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