I wanted to give y'all a detailed breakdown of where things stand, and where they're going, but I'm really busy these days. Still, I will give you the abridged version, reminding you I'm rarely ever wrong about presidential elections.
Listen to The Master:
DEMOCRATS
The last 8 years of dissing America will blow up in the Dems faces and those in the middle of the country will reject them.
Obama would be smart to stay cool, quietly abandon the Oprah/Rhonda Byrne New Age, and other crazy spritual types, and prepare to get real in 4 more years.
REPUBLICANS
Rudy can't do it because his personal life is too messy - and he's the bad guy there - plus his (current) wife is power mad nutty. Huckabee is a Born Again loser, in The Big Show, so he'll be shown the door. Romney shoulda known better, being a Mormon (Real Americans don't do cults, Mitt.). So who does that leave? You guessed it:
John McCain has always been about two things: honoring tradition - and change for his party. So, with Fred to keep things in line, McCain will be the next president in a landslide. But (and this is that necessary rationality I talked about:) he's gonna have to reconnect with his P.O.W. attitude to get there: To stay in this thing to the end, allowing his opponents to shoot it out amongst themselves, until he's finally free to be greeted with a hero's welcome. (His wife, Cindy, is Laura Bush II so the country will be more than happy with her.)
He and Fred will run on promising to do what's right - not Right - for the country; emphasizing national defense, the Constitution, and pride in American values. It will be a new day in the U.S.A..
“I didn’t want to lie. I broke with a deplorable tradition in our republic: hypocrisy and lies.”
I don't know if my ex, Karine Brunck, reads this blog but, if she does, she (and the rest of her countrymen) should try to learn from this man:
From what I've seen, he's one of the few brave, and honest, people over there,....and, especially, when compared to her.
I gotta go,
CMC
UPDATE: David Brooks, of the NYT, can smell it too. (I told you I was good.)
ANOTHER UPDATE: Slate's got it too (Weird: I just woke up with this, with no input from any media source. Can anyone suggest how this is happening?)
yo, crack MC!
ReplyDeletenice blog. Interesting to hear about your election opinions. I guess we'll all wait and see, huh?
I'm not sure where I stand now. But maybe soon, I will be.
Have a great day.
love ezra
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