Always Rooting For Defeat

“Don’t underestimate the capacity of Democrats to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Don’t underestimate our ability to screw it up.”

-- Barack Obama, stating the main reason the Democrats shouldn't be allowed to hold power, last Thursday at a rally featuring Bruce Springsteen and Billy Joel

"The Democrats are fearful of all this. The Democrats are always fearful."

-- Joe Biden, saying what I've always said about liberals (while they try to project their fear onto conservatives) as they pretend they can protect the country.

“You have never seen a more superstitious campaign than ours. We do not talk about victory.”

-- Dan Pfeiffer, an Obama spokesman, not using the phrase "NewAge" - when he should - and sounding like a loser.