This Is Your Captain

"Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to our new chief pilot. He has never flown an airplane, in fact he has never even sat in the cockpit, but he says he has ridden on planes before. We are sure he will guide us safely through the storms we may encounter on this flight."

— An American Pilot, describing the lunacy that is before us, because some people think Infidels Are Cool

This ain't TWA, it's: