Wednesday, March 30, 2011

The Crying Game

I got it already - you're not going to listen to the angry black man. Fine - don't listen to the angry black man. Listen to the snarky gay guys at Gawker:
Forget about the elixir recipe that grandma's great-great grandma passed down, and toss out that new age baby therapy book that suggests you feed your newborn fennel and teach it yoga or whatever, and brace yourself for a hellish introduction to parenthood. Because, according to the researchers, "the notion that any form of complementary and alternative medicine is effective for infantile colic is currently not supported from the evidence." In other words, you're screwed.
Gay guys. They've always got to put screwing in there,...

1 comment:

  1. The homosexual industry is at its most hilarious when appropriating. It appropriates the rainbow- a beautiful natural thing- as its symbol of the least natural type of sexual self-gratification other than copulating with furniture.

    They appropriate a word that meant carefree and happy to stand for people who, when not simply hateful and self-obsessed, spray venom and loathing over everything they touch.

    And we need homosexual commentary on reproduction like we need islamic commentary on freedom of speech.