Monday, August 27, 2012

This Is Better Than Busting Guys Making Crop Circles

I'm happy to report there's one less fraud trying to get the public to "believe" shit:
A man dressed in a military-style “Ghillie suit” who was attempting to provoke a Bigfoot sighting was struck by two vehicles and killed on U.S. 93 South of Kalispell Sunday night.  
“He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting,” Montana Highway Patrol Trooper Jim Schneider said. “You can’t make it up. I haven’t seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him.” 
The Flathead County Sheriff’s Office identified the man as Randy Lee Tenley, 44, of Kalispell. 
Schneider said Tenley’s motivations were ascertained during interviews with friends who were not in the immediate area but were nearby when the man was struck at about 10:30 p.m. 
“Alcohol may have been a factor,” Schneider said. “Impairment is up in the air.” 
Not anymore it ain't,... 


  1. I know people who swear they saw bigfoot on roads in Montana. It may have been that guy.

    Now they have to find that mountain goat dude.

  2. The mountain goat dude was found a long time ago.

    It was a hunter,...

  3. Hey now, pretending to dress up like Bigfoot so as to get the Bigfoot hunters (or investigators as they like to call themselves on those shows) and leading them on a wild goose chase is on my bucket list.
    Of course, the plan merely involves having some fun with idiot Bigfoot hunters, not get myself killed in the process.
    If you can't beat 'em at least have some fun on 'em.

  4. “Ghillie suit” ... "Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him.”

    So, it worked.