Sunday, December 28, 2008

TMR's Favorite E-Mail Of The Day

I have devised an eight-point program to free society of the NewAge influence;

Evacuate the entire state of New Mexico.

Fence in the state.

Dump all the promoters, believers and followers of any NewAge crap behind the fence.

Remove all rocks so they can’t put them in a circle.

Give them water whose last memory was of being in a polar bears’ bladder.

Occasionally disguise aircraft as UFOs and fly over them at night to give them false hope.

Wait a few years while they screw each other over and only one guy is left.

Shoot that guy.

-- "JRN" - with a brilliant plan - promoted in the comments section of the post called This Could Have All Been Predicted.

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