Tuesday, October 2, 2012

If Jesus Is Your Holy Father He's An Absentee Parent

Oh goodie, I can't wait - no, really, I can't:
Should the body of the Christian deity figure’s son somehow drop down from outer space and suddenly appear hovering in the sky over Jerusalem, America’s two leading Christian television networks are prepared to cover the holy event live. You’ll even be able to watch it on your iPad.
Sorry, but there's only one decent reply to this, courtesy of the boy preacher:

1 comment:

  1. This is why I have issues with churches...just to take their word on the second coming apparently happening and within a time frame that they'll be around for: have these dipshits even read their own book? I don't think it's going to be something a person will necessarily be wanting to have ringside seats for, and I"m pretty sure that Jesus (at least according to their book) will not need the televangelist versions of Les Nessman reporting, live from Megiddo.
    And what is worst of all: that people don't hear this junk and say "that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard of"...or course then we have macrobiotic dieters and horse yoga, so there's that.